Wobert vs Teen Wolf

So when Wobert watches TV, he's kinda hilarious. This is Wobert vs Teen Wolf S03E01.
- Stiles faints "God, he's adorable!"
- Scott's tattoo vanishes. "What a waste!"
- "THE FEELS!"
- He ships Allison and Scott. Oh baby. You are in for pain.
- "Oh, man, Stiles is my boo!"
- "Dude is in trouble!"
- "If I was living in this town, I would be the black guy, I would be gone!"
- "Let me speak in your language: fuck logic!'
- "Oh, you can tell MTV is behind this at times. That sassy upbeat music. It's kinda out of place. Is this really coming from the show? God this is really out of place!"
- Oh Froggy, with his one liners.
- Man, I love Stiles. Gonna tweet this, instagram it. My classroom just got attacked by birds. Got to touch the love of my life's boob."
- May I ask a question? Please note, I haven't asked many questions in the last half hour. Is there something other than werewolves coming? - Me - No (I'M LYING!!!! MWAHAHAHA)
- Oh so it's the Alpha pack that's coming. Oh right. (Sweetie, if only you knew)
- OH MY GOD! Dylan O'Brien was the douchey guy in The Internship!
- That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?
- The twins are in it as well? I must have missed that.
- I actually won't spoil this season for myself. (Sure) Does someone not trust me?
- Ohhhh, Stiles, get it in bah.
- That dog! Awwwwoooooo! *giggles* Get it?
- We gon' friiiiick.
- (girl gets kidnapped) Ultimate cockblock. 
- Obligatory wolverine stare.
- *sings Pink Panther theme song*
- I'm a phone. Am I a pretty phone?
- Wait does Derek die???
- MEEEEEOOOOW! That was my kitten.
- When I was on the island . . . 

You and Me

Dear Wobert,
This is a blog for you and me. Just the two of us. I want somewhere to ramble about how good looking you are, and post cool stuff for you to see and cute pictures of us or things that I drew that I think you might like. I just want to make something nice for you and tell you how much I love you. I don't know when I'll show you this. It might be tomorrow or our anniversary, or Christmas. I want to show how much I love you.

 

I drew you a little heart.